the art of being superbad

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:10:20 GMT

Pfft.

Daily Fail.

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:29:27 GMT

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:12:23 GMT

From Lynne Truss' Talk to the Hand.

The crying shame about modern rudeness is that it's such a terrible missed opportunity for a different kind of manners - manners based, for the first time, not on class and snobbery, but on a kind of voluntary charity that dignifies both the giver and the receiver by being a system of mutual, civil respect.

Hee!

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:43:02 GMT

Create your own family sticker graphic at pYzam.com

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:48:06 GMT

I always wanted to take one of these, and I never did. So.

Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

ETA: Your in-depth results are:

Ravenclaw - 15
Gryffindor - 14
Hufflepuff - 10
Slytherin - 6

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:07:03 GMT

I love Space Ghost.

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:23:21 GMT

Small friends cut, no hard feelings.
Best to all of you.

In other news...

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:17:20 GMT

Heath Ledger's dead.

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:22:03 GMT

Lesson learned: Cap nuts suck. Wagon assembly sucks.

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:32:22 GMT

OMG TEH INTRANETZ

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 23:50:00 GMT

I lied.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

Now I'm leaving.

Watch this, srsly.

Really. Bye. =p

ETA: Thanks, shorxrore =p

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:36:09 GMT

We leave Tuesday.

...

I have no words for what I'm feeling.

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:40:01 GMT

I need just -one- damned day off.

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:39:20 GMT

I hate throwing up. Hate. It.

Thu, 24 May 2007 00:00:15 GMT

J: can you imagine being like that with Mo and Enny?
L: No.
Maybe if they circ'ed their kids
J: Heh, I highly doubt they would
L: Me too, but I'd be devastated.
I'd be like "You did WHAT?!"
"Mo, why's your son's penis all bandaged?"
J: no kidding, huh?
7:55 PM
L: "Well Mom... OMG AIDS WTF!!"
"*gasp* Well MO... OMG MUTILATION WTF?! N00B!!"
"OMG!"
"OMG!!!"

Tue, 15 May 2007 19:32:07 GMT

Jerry Falwell is dead.

Mon, 14 May 2007 23:34:49 GMT

I love beebadarko. So much.

That is all.

Mon, 14 May 2007 01:25:10 GMT

I know this is late, but I wanted to make a little comment.

Happy Mothers Day to the mamas... especially those doing it by themselves. (This includes fathers doing it by themselves, of course.)

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:00:19 GMT

Also: Today I found out that kids+high pressure garden hoses+overbearing grandmothers=HILARIOUS.

Fri, 16 Mar 2007 18:23:34 GMT

I love Mo.
Things are getting better.
The iMac should be here ANY SECOND.
Enny is six months old today. =)
Life is good. Even when it sucks, it's good.

Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:29:27 GMT

I just want to say thank you to everyone who's commented on my journal about Enn's birth or about the hard time I was having with Mo. I accidently let all of my comments back up in my inbox and didn't reply to most of them. -Thank you-. I vow to update more and let things build up in my inbox less.

Also, we're getting an iMac next week. Pictures then!

Sun, 04 Feb 2007 00:40:20 GMT

I'm a little late for this.

In 2007, merrydoom resolves to...

Be nicer to blankzero.
Give some tattoos to charity.
Ask my boss for an eyeliner.
Find a better rasputina.
Drink four glasses of vegetarianism every day.
Go breastfeeding three times a week.

Also: "Hello Aquarius", Emm Gryner.

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:22:17 GMT

Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:48:13 GMT

WHY has nobody told me about this movie?!

Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:14:09 GMT

Yay, labor.